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To The Most Horrible Midi File

Ever

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Of Midi Files

Which Are Horrible

The Worst of Which

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Barring Future Creation

Of Even More Horrible

Midi Files

Which Are

By Their Very Nature

Horrible

This Actually

(One Would Imagine)

Is Supposed to Be

" Hail To The Chief  "

But

Far From Being Accurate

Or

Good

Valuable

Or

Purposeful

Is Instead

Horrible

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Horrible

Being This

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