The Caper Begins

"Ah, what a lovely day in the town where I live," you think to yourself as you stroll briskly along the sidewalk.  Suddenly, as you pass by an old, abandoned house that is old and abandoned, you seem to notice some activity inside.

"There couldn't be anyone in there," you think, incorrectly.  "That house is old, not to mention abandoned."

   

Do you:

YES  >>>  Investigate the House   <<< YES

or

NO  >>>  Foolishly Continue on Your Way   <<<  NO

?