Read what the press is saying about bears:

"A wild ride" - NY Times ... "We have seen the future, and it is bears" - Newsweek ... "Superb, sassy, spectacular, and soaringly sensational!" - Variety ... "A breed of mammal common to the large, forested areas of North America" - Collier's Encyclopaedia ... "I'm trying to eat my lunch here" - Phillip J. Ramsey ... "Two thumbs permanently frozen in an upward position" - The Late Gene Siskel ... "I start each morning with bears, as if you care" - Washed-Up Athlete Dan Marino ... "Mother? Mother? Wheat egg parking meter. Rhyme time bigglesworth. Gurgle." - Ronald Reagan